Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Actual Real Conversations With My Daughter

Scene One: the dinner table. We are eating homemade pizza.

Gwen: Hi, Dada! Dada! Dada! Hi! Hi, Dada! Hey, Dada? Hey, Dada? Dada? Dada? Hey, Dada! (repeat ad nauseam)
Chris: Yes - what is it, Gwen!?
Gwen (furrowed brow, looks at her plate): It's pizza, Dada.

Scene Two: the stairs.

Gwen (nearly knocks Mama over)
Mama: Gwen, do you want Mama to fall down the stairs?
Gwen: Yes!

Scene Three: the couch. Gwen and Mama are reading books.
Gwen: NO, Mama! You not sit there! You sit on THAT side! That GWEN'S side! Now how 'bout this book?
Chris: Gwen, can you say "please" once in a while?
Gwen (mumbling): Please once in a while.

Now I know where they get the saying, "Two going on twelve."

(By the way, Amber had a post awhile ago about her feisty daughter - Gwen and Claire are peas in a pod!)

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